Gavin wants to pay me in Totnes Pounds. Not Great British Pounds but TOTNES POUNDS! Is that even legal? Have you lost your bloody mind Gavin? Are you going to pay us all in Totnes pounds? What the bloody hell am I supposed to do with them? You want me to pay my rent with them?
I know this is only supposed to be a part time job but I do need REAL money Gavin! I'm only doing this job so that I can move on! I have plans. All your talk about being "fully integrated into wormwoods as a business" (and yes, I'm waving my damn fingers in the air), is crap anyway. I need real money. Proper money.
And don't think you can pull the wool over the eyes of the people of this town either. They all know that Innocent doesn't make their smoothies locally and that Howies is somewhere up in Wales so you can bloody well forget trying to trade in Totnes pounds at wormwoods. So stick that in your flotation shopping tank and smoke it.
Nice try Gavin, but change the contract. You didn't seriously bloody well think I was going to say yes did you? I never say yes to this kind of crap.
Rant over. Transparent enough for you?
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE F'ING KIDDING ME!
Gavin? YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS??????????
I'm not joking Crystal. Got it here in black and white. Totnes Pounds an hour!
Looks like Gavin has just got up!: http://twitter.com/gavintdavey/status/5858448595
Gavin?
I need to put the chicken in the oven. I'm expecting guests. I shall return to this internet and I expect some answers Gavin. This isn't right
You live at home anyway Stevie. You don't need no rent.
Dad's just got in and said that Gavin has been down Rumours all afternoon and is hammered! Don't think he's about on here any more today.
Hi all. Apologies for responding to this earlier. I will making a statement on this shortly.
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